Ryan

Ryan is an average student at Hamburger U.

Summary
·        Ryan has no respect for Stew. 6’3”. He wears tasseled shoes. People cross the street when they see him coming. He has a beard and a crisp crew cut. He owns a RenFest costume. He demands for a spotless bathroom. He wheezes when he laughs. He uses inexpensive, musky cologne, specifically, “Fire Mist for Men” but he prefers rubbing himself with orange air freshener trees. He lives multiple lives that he keeps separate and doesn’t share: college student, entrepreneur, community gardener. He is secretive about gardening, and so, he hides his tools in a box in an alley, and still, he enjoys solitude of gardening at night. He hates Stew’s victory dance. He gets checks from his grandmother (and uses one to pay the power bill). He gave a tasteful gift to Janet when her baby was born. He respects Marla Crimp Cromp’s business acumen. She invests in his Mothball/Relevance concept.

Appearances
Hello Person

Hello Person (audio book)