Phil

Phil is a unicorn.

Summary
·        Phil loves human ingenuity. He loves that humans can pass each other without nuzzling snouts. He is wary by nature, which is out of character for a unicorn. He likes being alone. He is natively curious. Children notice him and mistake him for a her because of his pink mane. He has a white beard. He feels the need for a friend. He has to practice smiling. He greets people with “Hello, person.” He's so good at making deals, the phone company contract pays him a service fee. He can cough gold. He can eat lots of deep-fried food, but gets ill. He feels something unholy surrounding Meat Yum Yums. Beth gets him a pet plant, which he names Phil, but then eats in a deleted chapter of the book called The Pet.